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The Irony Of Protesting Capitalism From Your Brand New iPhone There is a beautiful modern phenomenon happening right now. You can see it on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and sometimes at physical protests where people hold signs that say things like: “Down with capitalism!” And then, five minutes later, they use their iPhone to order Grab, pay with e-wallet, and upload a protest selfie using mobile data provided by a multinational telecommunications company listed on the stock market. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Olympics of irony. Now before anyone gets emotional, relax. This is not a defense of capitalism, socialism, or any -ism. This is just an observation about human behavior — specifically, our incredible ability to complain about a system while fully enjoying the benefits of that same system . Modern protesting sometimes feels like this: Protest capitalism Using iPhone Wearing Nike Drinking Starbucks Posting on Instagram Using Canva to design prote...

Why Your Backyard Fireworks Are The Reason Your Neighbors Hate You Let’s get straight to the point: Your backyard fireworks display is not as impressive as you think. You think it’s a celebration. Your neighbors think it’s a low-budget war zone with a DJ named “Boom Boom Random Timing.” There is always that one guy in every neighborhood. You know who you are. The self-appointed Minister of Fire and Noise. The Sultan of Sudden Explosions. The man who goes to the shop, sees the biggest, loudest fireworks box, and thinks, “Yes. This will make people respect me.” No, bro. This is not respect. This is a noise complaint waiting to happen. Let me explain something very simple. When you light fireworks, you feel: Excited Powerful Festive Like a main character When everyone else hears your fireworks, they feel: Their baby waking up Their dog having a heart attack Their cat disappearing for 6 hours Their windows shaking Their blood pressure rising Their WhatsApp g...