The Efficiency Expert’s Guide To Wasting Time Faster
The Efficiency Expert’s Guide To Wasting Time Faster Congratulations. You’re busy. In fact, you’re so busy that you haven’t actually done anything meaningful all day—but you’ve certainly been efficient about it . Welcome to the modern productivity circus, where motion is mistaken for progress and wasting time is now a competitive sport. This is your brutally honest guide to wasting time faster, smarter, and with maximum self-deception. Step one: optimize everything except what matters . Color-code your to-do list. Download five productivity apps. Spend an hour deciding which system will “change your life.” Never actually start the task. True efficiency experts know the goal isn’t execution—it’s preparation that feels productive enough to delay discomfort. Step two: schedule meetings to discuss work instead of doing work . Nothing kills momentum faster than a meeting. Bonus points if it’s a meeting to plan another meeting. Use phrases like “alignment,” “touch base,” an...